Chris Rock: Daddy Obama says we Can’t have Guns and we Have To listen to Him

Comedian Chris Rock showed up on Capitol Hill today to support President Barack Obama’s gun control proposals. Here is what he said during the morning press conference. Apparently the comedian has flip-flopped on his previous gun control position, ie “bullet control” … “You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders. Yeah! Every time somebody get shut we’d say, ‘Damn, he must have done something … Shit, he’s got fifty thousand dollars worth of bullets in his ass.’ And people would think before they killed somebody if a bullet cost five thousand dollars. ‘Man I would blow your f****ing head off…if I could afford it.’ ‘I’m gonna get me another job, I’m going to start saving some money, and you’re a dead man. You’d better hope I can’t get no bullets on layaway.’ So even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you wouldn’t have to go to no doctor to get it taken out. Whoever shot you would take their bullet back, like “I believe you got my property.”
 

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Two very funny men, Chris Rock and Emo Phillips, celebrate birthdays today. Rock turns 48 years old, and Emo (the perpetual pre-adolescent) turns 57. Rock is one of the great stand-up comics of his generation, combining sharp wit with incisive social …
Birthday shoutout: Emo Phillips and Chris Rock
Two very funny men, Chris Rock and Emo Phillips, celebrate birthdays today. Rock turns 48 years old, and Emo (the perpetual pre-adolescent) turns 57. Rock is one of the great stand-up comics of his generation, combining sharp wit with incisive social …
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Chris Rock on the minimum wage: “Anybody that pays you minimum wage is saying, ‘If I could pay you even less, I would.'” #p2 #p21 #tlot – by jurassicpork59 (Robert Crawford)